The cast of Kerny Mantis Comics, along with summaries of all the storylines. New or unremarkable characters might not appear.
Meet the Characters!
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|  | Kerny P. Mantis - Title character and annoying Nuclear Praying Mantis with a penchant for immaturity, bad jokes, and an overactive imagination. Creator of crappy webcomic 'KernyComix'.
|  | Blaue Dickinson - A grizzly bear with a serious temper. Don't approach without proper protection. Yes, that includes the athletic cup.
 | Bonzo the Robot - The straight-man, an oft sarcastic android who shares a flat with Kerny. After a near-fatal collision with a spaceship, has a new lease on life.
|  | Fox F. Fox - Former foreman at the construction site, and now co-anchor on the News. The only girl, she always rejects Kerny's advances. Wouldn't you?
 | Tobacco - Blaue's roomie. Not to be confused with the Smoking Elephant Cigarette Dispenser - he gets his royalties every month. |  | Chicken Little - Don't cross the short boss. In charge of the Spacestation Beta Construction Project, his health-and-safety practices are somewhat questionable.
 | Heavenly Hatkick - Kerny's conscience. Summoned by the words "Oh no. I'm in a tempting situation," this is a hat of many problems. |  | Howard - Blaue's nephew has come to stay with him.Thinks he's an Ewok (TM).
 | Martin Mole - Evil Con Carne fan who has a plan to take over the world... eventually. |  | Sprug - Mole's sidekick with a horrible lisp. Seems to be the more sensible of the two.
 | Gary Doherty - Resident newscaster of Spacestation Beta with damn fine hair. Recently underwent extreme plastic surgery. |  | Replacement Bonzo - When Bonzo got ran over by a spaceship, R.B. took his place. Now replaced himself, he serves as Mole's on and off Robot One-Man-Army.
 | Jeeves - Works as a doctor and a bartender... and a policeman and a sportscaster...- Apparently, there seem to be more than one Jeeves. |  | Pointyhead - Runs a pawn shop, and has a weird head. What more do you need to know?
 | Norman Zyme - A man-eating plant with no teeth. Accountant and proud of it! |  | Tiki - Polar bear with a surfer-dude way of talking. Third-in-command at Mole's mum's basement... I mean, Evil HQ.
 | VK (Vaudeville Kerny) - A struggling comedian in the 1930s. Used to be cartoon star "Steamboat Kerny." |  | Foxetta - Fox's 1930s counterpart. VK's begrudging assistant in his parlor show.
 | Macula - Blood-sucking Apple-parodying automaton. Known for disturbing commercials and a stinging bite. |  | Dollface - Generic female and fashion expert on the News.
 | Twilight Zone Gremlin - This legendary TV monster has a score to settle with Kerny. Says "Heehaa" a lot. |  | The Man on Fire - Spacestation Beta's mayor, this fella is on fire, and lets everyone know it with his bloodcurdling screams.
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Storylines
A list of all the Kerny Mantis Comics storylines, along with a brief summary.
The Beginning.
The introductory storyline. Join Kerny, Bonzo and Blaue as they travel to Spacestation Beta and meet new friends.
Molten Metal Face.
A workplace related accident causes Kerny to meet the doctor. Hilarity ensues in this two-part story.
Parlor Gags.
Vaudeville Kerny and his assistant Foxetta present their cheesy and groan-inducing parlor show. Presented in black and white.
A New Evil (Maybe).
Mole and Sprug meet in their secret base to begin their evil-ish plans in this unusually short storyline.
Kernycomix!
Kerny's horrible typo-ridden webcomic fails abysmally. Meanwhile, he goes searching for a cheap and nasty computer and Blaue, Bonzo and Fox make their own opposing comics.
Multiple Jeeves.
Kerny discovers something weird about Jeeves in this three-strip storyline. Meanwhile, the Twilight Zone Gremlin resurfaces.
Vaguely Spacey Adventure.
The Kerny Mantis Comics cast are sent on an intergalactic voyage to Genericon Five in their longest adventure yet! Meanwhile, Tobacco awakes a genie, Chicken shills for Star Class Cabin and Hatkick babysits.
Fox on the News.
Fox quits her job and starts afresh as co-anchor of the News. Meanwhile, Gary Doherty gets plastic surgery and Chicken talks his way around a detective.
Howard is Smart.
Howard boosts his I.Q. and wins a gameshow. Meanwhile, Blaue commits child abuse and Tobacco spring cleans.
Getting Along Swimmingly.
Bonzo's back and the gang go to the pool to celebrate. Meanwhile, Blaue drowns people and Kerny experiments with crossdressing.
The Need to FEEEEED.
In this KernyComix-style epic storyline, Taterzilla does battle with Manaconda. Meanwhile, Kerny starts a cult and Bonzo yells. A lot.
Lord of the Sweatband.
After falling asleep during a film, Kerno Mantins ventures through Middle-Earth. Meanwhile, Sprug's lisp deteriorates and TZ Gremlin takes on a more sadistic nature.
Bonzo Gets Rich.
After winning the lottery, Bonzo thinks money is more important than friendship. Meanwhile, Blaue impersonates Simon Cowell, Kerny impersonates the Alien, and Chicken loses another employee.
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Copyright (©) David Wood 2008
Kerny Mantis Comics is hosted on Comic Genesis
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