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Q- Can you surmise the story of your comic in 10 words?
A- Kerny immature, Bonzo robot, Blaue angry. Go Spacestation Beta work.

Q- Who are you?
A- David Wood, a 15 year old teenager living in Norn Iron. Who are you?

Q- How often do you update?
A- Three times weekly:- Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

Q- How long have you been doing this for?
A- The old site 'Mad Man' was up since 13th February 2007. This new site has been up since 11th January 2008.

Q- Why did you change your comic's name?
A- Mad Man was too similar to the comicbook character Madman, a fact I discovered in late 2007. In addition, Mad Man is so common as a phrase, it's nice to have a unique name.

Q- How many people visit the site everyday?
A- Welcome to Kerny Mantis Comics, first visitor ever!

Q- What's up with your characters' names/ What kind of weird animals are they supposed to be?
A- Kerny is a kind of misspelling of Corny and he's a mantis. Blaue is the German word for blue, and he's a grizzly bear. Heavenly Hatkick is a reeeeally long story.

Q- Why is Chicken really small in strip 7 then about twice that size in every other strip?
A- Well, I don't really know. He could have had a 2ft growth-spurt in between comics. Besides, if he was that small in every strip, things would definitely be more complicated... for me. Or something.

Q- How do you make your comics?
A- I draw them in pen rather than pencil as I suck at inking. I then add speech bubbles in Microsoft PowerPoint of all places, and colour and resize it in Photoshop Elements, the cheapest of the photoshop programs.

Q- Which font do you use for your logos/lettering etc?
A- I mostly use a Blambot font called CreativeBlock for all my lettering. It's fairly cartoony without being as overused as Comic Sans.

Q- Can you draw me something?
A- I dunno. Can you pay me something?

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